Transporter Accident glitter Nail Polish by Comet Vomit

$10.00


Don't you just hate it when your molecules get scattered all willy billy by the pattern buffers? You told them you wanted to take a shuttle down to the planet, but nooooo, this would be so much easier they said...

Well, thanks. Maybe someone could disable the rematerialization subroutine, connect the phase inducers to the emitter array and lock the buffer into a continuous diagnostic loop... Or... You know what, never mind. Floating through the Galaxy as molecular glitter sounds fine to me.

This is an ALL glitter polish, there is not pigment. It contains glitter of every color in the rainbow. It can be a bit thick, so try to apply in thin coats. Or you can wear one cost over a colored polish. Use 2-3 coats with some dry time between and this polish will be opaque. It's shown above with 3 coats and a generous application of seche vite fast dry top coat. As this is all glitter will have some texture to it, so I do suggest a good glossy top coat.


My polishes are 5 free & cruelty free. They generally apply best with 2-3 thin layers topped with a fast dry top coat.
I do my best to accurately represent the colors of my polishes in their photos, however, there may be some differences in the items dues to screen brightness etc. Photos are never altered or filtered to change the colors unless it is needed to more accurately showcase harder to photograph colors. Every bottle is carefully hand-mixed and the best effort is given to consistency of formulas, though some color and distribution of glitters may vary slightly from bottle to bottle. Shake well to help with any settling that may occur during shipping.

For an easy way to remove glitter heavy polishes try googling the "foil method".

Ingredients: Butyl Acetate, Ethyl Acetate, Nitrocellulose , Acetyl Tributyl Citrate,
Isobutyl Acetate, Isopropyl Alcohol, Adipic Acid / Neopentyl Glycol / Trimellitic Anhydride Copolymer, Silica, Styrene / Acrylates Copolymer, N-Butyl Alcohol,
Benzophenone-1, D&C Violet #2, solvent resistent glitter

Payments

I accept major credit cards and paypal! Payment is due at time of checkout. If you pay with an e-check via paypal, funds must clear before Etsy will allow me to print your shipping label. Sometimes this takes a couple of days, but it can take up to a week.

Shipping from United States

Current turn around time is listed generally at the top of my page and in the shipping information on the listings. Turn around time depends on current order volume and how busy my day job is. All items are hand made by me.
I drop my packages directly at the main post office and my packages usually only take 2-4 days to arrive to you within the US. Please note that shipping to other countries can take 1 to as long as 3 weeks due to international shipping time/customs etc. These things are out of my hands, but your tracking number will keep you updated!
I HATE that I currently have to charge so much for shipping internationally. Please note that I am actually charging you several dollars LESS than what I actually pay for the labels only because I HATE having to make you pay so much and want to give you a break. USPS raised rates this year and I do realize that the shipping costs more than the bottle of polish, but please realize that I'm paying even more for that label.
Let me know if you need a faster shipping method and we can work something out.

Refunds

I would like everyone to be happy with their purchases. If your item arrives damaged, PLEASE LET ME KNOW. Take a photo of the damage and send it to me. I will replace your item. I have only ever had 2-3 items reported damaged before in all my years of doing this, thankfully. If you are unhappy with your item for any reason, get in contact with me! I want you to be happy!

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