When I say "Jump Gate" You Say "How High?" matte nail polish by Comet Vomit


Shipping to United States: $3.50

Do you live by The One and die by The One? Do you trust the Corps (because the Corps is your friend)? Do you have really passionate opinions about the colors green and purple? Then there's no better option than this polish to accentuate your look. Less clunky than a communicator you wear on the back of your hand and more colorful than an EarthGov uniform with too many fastens and zips, we guarantee it's about to become your third favorite thing in the universe.

One of my all time favorites, this was the first matte polish in my collection and it is just stunning. This silky smooth midnight blue polish has a tiny hint of shimmer to it, which can be unlocked with a top coat as seen on the ring finger in the photo. Whether worn matte or glossy, this polish is just stunning. Such a rich pigment, this polish is sure to get compliments.

Select this polish in a 15ml round bottle or an 11ml square bottle.

This polish is vegan.

My polishes are 10 free & cruelty free meaning they are formulated without: Formaldehyde, toluene, DBP, camphor, formaldehyde resin, xylene, ethyl tosylamide, parabens, phthalates, fragrances.

They generally apply best with 2-3 thin layers topped with a fast dry top coat.
I do my best to accurately represent the colors of my polishes in their photos, however, there may be some differences in the items dues to screen brightness etc. Photos are never altered or filtered to change the colors unless it is needed to more accurately showcase harder to photograph colors. Every bottle is carefully hand-mixed and the best effort is given to consistency of formulas, though some color and distribution of glitters may vary slightly from bottle to bottle. Shake well to help with any settling that may occur during shipping.

For an easy way to remove glitter heavy polishes try googling the "foil method".

May contain: Ethyl Acetate, Butyl Acetate, Nitrocellulose , Adipic Acid / Neopentyl Glycol / Trimellitic Anhydride Copolymer, Acetyl Tributyl Citrate, Isopropyl Alcohol,
Silica, Acrylates Copolymer, Stearalkonium Bentonite, Etocrylene, Styrene / Acrylates Copolymer, N-Butyl Alcohol, Trimethylpentanediyl Dibenzoate, Benzophenone-1,
D&C Violet #2, Stearalkonium Bentonite, N-Butyl Alcohol, Silica, Alumina, Trimethylpentanediyl Dibenzoate, mica, Iron Oxide, titanium oxide, boron nitride, solvent resistent glitter


I accept major credit cards and paypal! Payment is due at time of checkout. If you pay with an e-check via paypal, funds must clear before Etsy will allow me to print your shipping label. Sometimes this takes a couple of days, but it can take up to a week.

Shipping from United States

Current turn around time is listed generally at the top of my page and in the shipping information on the listings. Turn around time depends on current order volume and how busy my day job is. All items are hand made by me.
I drop my packages directly at the main post office and my packages usually only take 2-4 days to arrive to you within the US. Please note that shipping to other countries can take 1 to as long as 3 weeks due to international shipping time/customs etc. These things are out of my hands, but your tracking number will keep you updated!
I HATE that I currently have to charge so much for shipping internationally. Please note that I am actually charging you several dollars LESS than what I actually pay for the labels only because I HATE having to make you pay so much and want to give you a break. USPS raised rates this year and I do realize that the shipping costs more than the bottle of polish, but please realize that I'm paying even more for that label.
Let me know if you need a faster shipping method and we can work something out.

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale

Returns and exchange details

I would like everyone to be happy with their purchases. If your item arrives damaged, PLEASE LET ME KNOW. Take a photo of the damage and send it to me. I will replace your item. I have only ever had 2-3 items reported damaged before in all my years of doing this, thankfully. If you are unhappy with your item for any reason, get in contact with me! I want you to be happy! Every polish is hand-mixed and there can be inconsistencies. Mistakes also totally happen. We're all human. Never feel shy or afraid to contact me with a problem.


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This is so beautiful....if only i had more fingers!

I got this color for Prom and believe me, my only regret is not getting it sooner! This is such an incredible color and I got so many compliments. This is honestly everything. (The silver nail is Essie but that's the only color that isn't from the shop.)

I'm loving the matte coat these polishes have! Here it is with one coat, and it works fairly well as a one-coater if you apply it evenly enough. Out of all of these, though, I would definitely suggest a second coat, as the fine blue glitter is not as uniform a color as the others. I purchased Jump Gate (middle finger) as a gift, but purchased another color for myself (Rosetta Stoned). Hopefully this color wears as well as mine! Shipping was prompt, and the packaging was cute (festive mailer color, each had some holiday-appropriate tape). I will definitely be ordering again from this lovely vendor!

Perfect! Arrived ahead of time, very carefully packaged, exactly as described. Excellent experience! (After gifting to my wife, can report the colour is beautiful, very vivid and striking. This was everything I had hoped for, and will definitely purchase again.)

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